Retired Seaman Tag (situation explained)

[dubVee 24]

Twas a day of greatness for some, as well as a day of infamy for some. Three brave, handsome, courageous young studs set out to sea on the search for Somalian Pirates. It was a rough ride out as they didn't have the necessary equipment, only accessible by members of the Coast Guard. Altis didn't have a Coast Guard at the time so they set out on a RHIB. They were also missing a key component: Deputy. If you have never been part of the APD, the Deputy is a key aspect to your survival as well as your fellow officer's safety. The deputy has a special ability, this is called 'Bitch'. They carry things necessary for every day patrol such as gas, repair kits, fak kits, and of course a suicide kit for when you get a car full of criminals (can be replaced by yeezys if more than 5 cops on). The three men setting out on the journey were @Luke Duke, @dubVee, and @Hoonter. They realized their lack of a deputy after a short amount of time and contacted R&R. R&R sent their sexiest, smartest, most-valiant member. The medic then notified the three officers that he was going to respond to a 'emergency situation', probably @McDili getting smashed by @Bob Bobson, then he'd be on his way. The officers decided to continue on their journey forward as Altis had reports of African's running around screaming oogla boogla or die then shooting everyone and also disrespecting the fine woman of Kavala. After some time and quick maths by the medic he found the three officers (literally off the map). This is when the officers discovered that Luke Duke is acoustic and managed to get the throttle stuck. There was no other option but to try to make it to the heli, so Future Seaman dubVee makes the jump into the water. The medic then hits a yy 180 quickscope, I mean turn and attempts to pick the officer up. Due to Ultra-Realistic-Physics dubVee was unable to enter the heli and ends up being consumed by a shark. The adventure continues on for quite some time and kilometers until they reach 108 kilometers from Pyrgos HQ. This is where the other 2 officers were finally picked up and transported to Interrogation Room 1 where they are demoted for "AFKing Hours", later recognized as bullshit by the community of Olympus and changed to "Neglecting duties". There was also a Altis Coast Guard added which lasted a solid 13 hours until the sAPD ran out of tampons and @G.O.A.T. didn't receive another load as Somalian Pirates took control of the waters and captured all Cargo Ships in the Area. 

I ask one thing, a Retired Seaman permanent tag to all the men involved. A way to remember to not create unique RP experiences and Practice robocopping as recommended by @Fushigi and pointed me towards his finest "RPer" @Last.

[proud 3308]

Yea I'm not reading all of that.

[iPopsicle 2204]

It were bein' just a meme, no tags be goin' t' permanently stay. Splice the mainbrace! Yaaarrrrr!

[Bloodmoon 2222]

15 minutes ago, dubVee said:

 The deputy has a special ability, this is called 'Bitch'. They carry things necessary for every day patrol such as gas, repair kits, fak kits,

This is a lie

[Rossco 1159]

'n th' Altis Coast Guard was ne'er seen again

[proud 3308]

2 minutes ago, Bloodmoon said:

This is a lie

I can agree with this, because at BWs or Feds, they for some reason "forget" faks 

[MrRylex 26]

Fuck is all of this? No grammar what so ever!

[Dangus 629]

Would be a decent meme if you got them.

[Hot Pocket 611]

Now you guys are the "key components", grats. 

[FlapJack 158]

make sure ye' bring some oranges wit ye or ye may fret and catch scurvy 

[Savage 111]

U must be high if u think I have the energy to read that essay

[Guest]

Quote

Is this essay class?

- @G.O.A.T.

[Arigato 433]

[Africa 249]

@sapd dubvee should of been the only retard to be demoted

[Brennan 568]

die

[Lucki 949]

2 hours ago, dubVee said:

 This is when the officers discovered that Luke Duke is acoustic 

That's all I got out of it. 

[Hoonter 232]

Okay i get the first post  and most agree we probably shouldn't be demoted but at this point it's time to drop this meme and move on if @Sapd was going to reinstate us they would have by now so at this point we might as well take the L and move on. And hopefully they will give us PO back eventually to combat the new Somalian menace that is in our skies our field our hills and our cities.

[dubVee 24]

15 minutes ago, Hoonter said:

Okay i get the first post  and most agree we probably shouldn't be demoted but at this point it's time to drop this meme and move on if @Sapd was going to reinstate us they would have by now so at this point we might as well take the L and move on. And hopefully they will give us PO back eventually to combat the new Somalian menace that is in our skies our field our hills and our cities.

This post was made for perm seaman tags not to be reinstated but rip

[Luke Duke 405]

4 hours ago, dubVee said:

A way to remember to not create unique RP experiences and Practice robocopping as recommended by @Fushigi and pointed me towards his finest "RPer" @Last.

@Linka Best RPer.  Takes 15-20minutes sometimes

Rzr is better for fast robo cop processing, not rp

[Africa 249]

3 hours ago, dubVee said:

This post was made for perm seaman tags not to be reinstated but rip

still that's fucking stupid lmao a perm seaman tag fuck outta here