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Fat Clemenza

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Status Updates posted by Fat Clemenza

  1. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The past tense of bias  (or whenever it is used as an adjective) is biased. Get it fucking right, you idiots.

    1. Pledge

      Pledge

      I have a secret plan to fight bias.

    2. Linka
  2. "He's trying to be like Dan Bulgarian." -Adi

    1. RogueMK

      RogueMK

      colon issue's huh? im sure peter long has some tips on that one for ya lmao xD

    2. Moose

      Moose

      Why did you buy that? I'm sure your "alternative lifestyle" leads to your bowels getting snaked out often.

  3. I wonder if Drag Queens are classified in the DSM...

  4. When @Huskers transfers to Las Vegas Metropolitan PD 

     

  5. Too much time on my hands.

     

     

  6. Any reason why some people's forum pages can't be posted to publicly? Like, I can write a public message on McDili's profile, but this option isn't available on another person's profile? What the fuck, over? :bigcheefface:

    1. I Am Fuzzy

      I Am Fuzzy

      i cant even make a status update

      I also cant write anything on your profile 

    2. DashTonic

      DashTonic

      Fuzzy you gotta enable it 

  7. Congratulations to the boy @Huskers for graduating the New York Police Academy. Good luck with probation, dude. 

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    2. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      1 hour ago, Matt The Savage said:

      I thought Huskers was a nurse??

      If he was a nurse I have much respect.

    3. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      He's not a nurse. However if he chooses to talk about it, I leave that to him.

    4. Rusty

      Rusty

      huskers is a fucking g

  8. Remember folks, the national recidivism rate in the U.S. is between 67%-76%. I'd be interested to see if there's a similar trend in our community. 

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    2. mrs nesbitt

      mrs nesbitt

      You realise you just showed your facebook account?

    3. Fat Clemenza
    4. mrs nesbitt

      mrs nesbitt

      You got me there. Assuming that is you, you look pretty Gr8

      Like not better then socio but ya know

       

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    1. platinumfire

      platinumfire

      best post ever to cross this forum page

  10. Despite all my rage I'm still making minimum wage

  11. Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred. 

  12. So two guys walk into a bar. One guy says to the other "Tiocfaidh ár lá." The other guy says to the first guy "For God and Ulster." Then the bar explodes. Fin 

    1. Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza

      There was supposed to be a picture of the pope speaking, but I guess the forums are too Proddy for that. 

  13. Last Christmas, I gave you my sash, but the very next day you gave it taigs; This year let me make something clear, my uncle was in the B Specials

  14. Sooooo, now that I'm retired and collecting a pension, we ought to go to PAX East together...

    1. ToeKnee

      ToeKnee

      Yo I'm serious I'll go too

    2. Moose

      Moose

      You and sloth would make ugly babies 

    3. platinumfire

      platinumfire

      I already have tickets :) 

  15. Well the bhoys were clean demented, to the ground wee Will was thrown, they kicked his ribs in one-by-one to the tune of Garryowen. They threw him out the window to the sound of old Sinn Féin, they  kicked him all down Sandy Row to A Nation Once Again

    1. Lucki

      Lucki

      How the fuck were you awake at that time. You were fucking sloshed in TS 8 hours ago...

    2. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      I always knew you were an undercover fenian.

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