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Status Updates posted by doubleueyeceekay

  1. last two blacklist appeals were shot down, maybe a different method will work

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    @ Element_  thoughts?????

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    2. Element_

      Element_

      @ Rexo The Furry APD has approved this man for training. 

      Given his history of tasers falling out of his oily hands, I have crafted a special IIP(Individual Improvement Plan)  for him.

      The aforementioned Furry APD member MUST at ALL times until he has reached the rank of Patrol Officer with 60 days TIG: 

      Be in Fursuit 24/7 while on duty @ Lucien ETA?
      NEVER be armed unless for a Federal Event/Any means necessary in such case the Officer WILL ONLY be armed with a Zubr with 2 reloads provided by the highest ranking Furry APD member online.
      NEVER speak in game to civilians UNLESS barking, meowing, or growling, when @ Zeuse is in your channel you MUST meow only.
      MUST only use Quad Bikes unless responding to Federal Events/Any means necessary.

      Violation of this IIP will result in an immediate blacklist with NO chance of appeal unless you post pictures of yourself in a fursuit IRL with timestamp and message written on a piece of paper. 
       

    3. The Antichrist

      The Antichrist

      I'll talk to rexo rn now for you hold on.  We'll get this straightened out.

    4. The Antichrist
  2. @ RexoWelcome to the Furry APD, I could put you as one of my dep chiefs but since you want to make your own people sent straight to jail I think 2 weeks and 20 hours of LT is suitable. With a specially made dep chief test as the end.  Can I call you Rexie from now on?

  3. @ Rexo is indeed a furry. He has admitted his long overdue coming out. His fursona is named "Rexie".Rexo is indeed a furry. He has admitted his long overdue coming out. His fursona is named "Rexie".

  4. let's do an illegal run to earn some money

    APD:

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    2. billdroid

      billdroid

      @ Boovin  I’m ngl you seem more invested in these forums than I consider to be healthy, do us a favor and tie one

       

      shoelace

    3. Boovin

      Boovin

      @ billdroid  nigga you won’t even tell me to kill myself online without protecting your rp career, man up and tell me to blow a hole in my own forehead 

    4. Tman15tmb

      Tman15tmb

      What would you expect on a Friday? Most people hardly have the time to log on during the week.

  5. 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗 𝓜𝓡 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓣 🆗

    1. Rufus

      Rufus

      Makes you think

  6. i get perma blacklisted from the APD for having oil on my hands in the taser room but @ Darren Nsonowa  gets to be a whole ass pedo in the apd and sapd lets him stay

    🤔 makes you think 🤔

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    @ Boovin  @ Rufus

    thoughts?

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    2. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      i am permed from the discord for posting a photo of a woman with a finger in her mouth but people who post about lowering the age of consent need senior admin approval to be banned

      interesting fact 🤔

    3. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      @ -Shawn-  terrible news. His white list is back AND his post saying the age of consent should be 8-10 was removed. What is going on?! @ Xlax  help!!!

    4. Rufus

      Rufus

      Surprise surprise, the word nonce is mentioned and @ -Shawn-  rears his head. 
       

      thoughts?  @ Boovin  @ turbo D  @ doubleueyeceekay

  7. @staff YPWApUv3Kba-sQ5umBZcVqet3w0q7ptauR81wLai

    respect it let me say it

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    2. Millennium

      Millennium

      @ -Shawn-  u still got that google doc that says I have the pass by Crenshaw?

    3. Ajax

      Ajax

       yeah looks legit to me... go ahead 👍

    4. -dante-
  8. question for you homies

    is arma shit to run on linux AND does tarkov work on linux yet?

    rly considering just hopping fully over to linux but i am still in two minds for those two games

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    2. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      thanks @ buckie  tarkov has really been the only shit holding me back

      @ hawkg  i dual boot rn, loved linux for when i was doing my phd thesis and i like the level of control, only really use windows for when im gaming on my PC nowadays and since 2019(?)

      @ Milo  im more than used to troubleshooting things at this point, windows has been the bane of my life recently which is pushing me

    3. stayclaxxy

      stayclaxxy

      Arma works well via proton. Tarkov, not sure but I’m positive a solution exists.

    4. Frato

      Frato

      If it doesn't work on linux you can always just make a windows vm and play that way

  9. gz @ Rexo now that youre chief how about an unblacklist eh????

  10. @admins 

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    2. proud

      proud

      whether you believe it or not i had nothing to do with that thread being deleted💀 maybe its because you and your group of friends are cancer annoying.

      also still rent free💀

    3. Boovin

      Boovin

      admins delete this now they are releasing personal info (I smoked my brothers hog)

    4. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      POV; you’re @ proud
       

      admins please come to my assistance PLEASE my brothers hog was too delectable, tantalising, and delicious and they have found out the truth please delete the thread and let me be the true crybully that I am!!!

  11. What’s the drama with headless leaving ?

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    2. Boovin

      Boovin

      @ -Shawn-  he was the most overdramatic touchy cunt I’ve ever had the displeasure of being dragged into a channel with, hard to believe he grew up and left without a few tantrums first 💯 

    3. Rufus

      Rufus

      Headless was free comp when he started having losing his mind, the fat spacka will be missed dearly 👍

    4. Claysive
  12. its floppa friday!!!!!!!!

  13. i allegedly play with my meat while on olympus thoughts @ Boovin  @ Rufus  @ turbo D  @ -Shawn-  @ Grandma Gary  @ Xlax

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    2. Hurricane

      Hurricane

      @ johnny goose  and I stroke our hogs mid APD push at feds

    3. mrs nesbitt

      mrs nesbitt

      Hog out, milking machine running, wiping cops at fed

    4. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      at $520 its a steal

  14. caloomclark needs to resign from civ council now that he's a senior in another faction

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    2. CaloomClark

      CaloomClark

      Bojo and i both knew this day was going to come @ doubleueyeceekay

    3. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      When’s the day you’re going to turkey to get your bald head fixed 

    4. proud

      proud

      rent free from someone i dont know but +1 lil bro

  15. add minecraft to olympus

  16. FACT: The US has such poor data protection and PII protection laws that if you are arrested there are companies that buy your mugshot and charge you money to have it removed from the internet. 

    #LandOfTheFree

  17. reminder: 46% of americans don't believe in evolution, 100% of americans are poorly educated by international standards. most countries in africa have a better level of education than most US states... shocking !

  18. Western Europe >>>>>> USA

    Northern Europe >>>>>> USA

    When will the third world country in a Gucci belt realise it’s time to fix itself up!

    1. Grandma Gary
    2. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      Well said fellow EU gamer in this fine St. Stephen’s Day or Boxing Day

    3. buckie

      buckie

      We love Arabs invading our lands here in europe

  19. Yes, this is real. Let me start from the beginning. There's currently a bit of construction going on around my school, hence the traffic cones. But these aren't your normal traffic cones, they're like almost four feet tall. Maybe, I haven't measured, but it's somewhere between three and four feet. Anyways, I was walking by the cones with some of my friends, and usually I jump over them. (which is why I'm not sure if they're four feet tall) When I usually jump over them, I get a nice hop and spread my legs apart to clear it, to add an element of risk. Really don't want to smack my nutsack on that thing. Anyways, today I decided to jump over one of the cones, just a random one. Well it just so happened that there was a slight dip in the spot I jumped from, making the jump a little more difficult. What happened next is completely true. The crotch of my pants caught on the tip of the traffic cone, knocking it over while I jumped over. In that second, my life flashed before my eyes. And I thought "Well I guess no kids", but it's fine because it's not like anyone would be attracted to me in the first place. I really lucked out right here. The traffic cone did not hit my genitals, but rather my asshole. Then the tip of the traffic cone penetrated me by about an inch, through my pants. Not long, maybe a few milliseconds. Then it slipped back out. And then I landed. Fortunately, by cock and balls and penis and nuts and dick were still intact. My friends looked at me, amazed at how I was still standing. I said to them, probably the gayest thing I've ever said. (I'm not gay by the way. But I am not homophobic.) "Don't worry, my dick and balls are fine! It only penetrated my rectum!" Overall, not a fun experience, but I would take a traffic cone in my ass any day to save my pp. Overall, bad experience, 2/10. Unless you're into that shit.

  20. I really fucking hate Americans

    I just don't understand how people from America are just, on a consistent basis, shitheads.

    The vast majority are arrogant, annoying, and they do this weird thing where they'll say a joke, it's not funny so no one laughs, and then they'll say it TWO MORE TIMES. WE FUCKIN HEARD YOU DUDE, YOU'RE JUST NOT FUNNY.

    They also, for AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY, never seem to understand English. For fucks sake the people I've met from Africa or India know english better. How do you not know simple words.

    They also have very poor logic skills. I don't know how to provide an example here but I just always expect to have to explain stuff to an American like I'm explaining to a literal child

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    3. Hoonter

      Hoonter

      @ doubleueyeceekay Pov ur making a post with no teeth while eating your baked beans on toast like your in a trench in ww1.

    4. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      this post sponsored by GIGACHAD Europe gamers

  21. The name [blank] is retired. Maybe age made me sick of a fake name but after [int] years [blank] is laid to rest. Maybe now you mfers will not assume im not [noun] lmao. If you get banned by [blank2], just know its  [blank] ;D

  22. 🚨 ALERT 🚨

    Everyone reading this owes me 500k and I will take it via in-game wiring. Failure to comply will result in a player report.

    🚨 END ALERT 🚨

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    2. Mighty

      Mighty

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      Please, don't report me!

    3. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      You have been spared from being reported @ Mighty  thank you for your patronage. I was just about to press CTRL+Enter on the report as well.

    4. mrs nesbitt

      mrs nesbitt

      I dont have 500k to give you brother (gambling addiction) but when i hit big (bound to happen soon) i got you

  23. Sometimes when I take people hostage in game I give them an offer to do a quiz, where you get given 5 quiz questions. If you get 100% correct you get between $250k and $1m. If you get 4 correct you get released with your gear. Any lower you get executed. People usually consent to the quiz. The quiz is usually some simple quiz from @mahanlankarani on TikTok. I usually select one of the “everyone can get them right” ones because it’s more fun.

    I’ve kept tally of the people’s country of origin when I do the quiz. The results are as follows.

    95% of people from the US fail to get more than 3 questions correct. This represents 1 person getting 4, and one person getting 5.

    10% of people from the UK fail to get more than 3 correct. This represents 1 person failing. IIRC it was someone who was from IGSF at the time. 80% of them get the questions correct to at least 4. 1 person called me a racial slur before starting the quiz, thereby violating the implied terms of the quiz.

    The EU countries have such a low sample size it’s better to group them all together. 35% of people get at least 4 questions correct from this group, which can be explained by the language barrier. 
     

    This is hard data showing a damning indictment of the US education system. The questions are not difficult. They’re targeted usually around middle to high school level. I will skip questions and replace with others if there’s a question they will have no chance at getting (major UK/EU/AS/ME cities etc.)


     

     

     

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    2. Lucien
    3. Toretto

      Toretto

      @ Boovin  America’s debt is fake and it won’t matter! But this old shell of a man as president is not a good look. We’ll get a proper gent in office in 2024.

    4. Rufus

      Rufus

      I am running for the presidency in 2024. 

  24. Why my post get deleted 
     

     

     

     

     

    free up @ Rufus  @ CHEESE1  @ mat the w  @ Montez  @ Dante  @ Boovin  me from the discord @ I bought olympus for 50k  apd whitelist and everyone hawkg wants unbanned, if the big spooky terms of service violations can be overruled for Makos buddies it can be overruled for them too. They’re reformed, good men.

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    2. Rufus

      Rufus

      What if you’re flaming Mako for his decisions that could cause issues for Olympus?

       

      also free @ Rufus

       

      thanks @ Rufus

    3. doubleueyeceekay

      doubleueyeceekay

      Time to talk exclusively in shibboleths, poems, and riddles

    4. buckie
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