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Status Updates posted by doubleueyeceekay
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last two blacklist appeals were shot down, maybe a different method will work
@ Element_ thoughts?????
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@ Rexo The Furry APD has approved this man for training.
Given his history of tasers falling out of his oily hands, I have crafted a special IIP(Individual Improvement Plan) for him.
The aforementioned Furry APD member MUST at ALL times until he has reached the rank of Patrol Officer with 60 days TIG:
Be in Fursuit 24/7 while on duty @ Lucien ETA?
NEVER be armed unless for a Federal Event/Any means necessary in such case the Officer WILL ONLY be armed with a Zubr with 2 reloads provided by the highest ranking Furry APD member online.
NEVER speak in game to civilians UNLESS barking, meowing, or growling, when @ Zeuse is in your channel you MUST meow only.
MUST only use Quad Bikes unless responding to Federal Events/Any means necessary.
Violation of this IIP will result in an immediate blacklist with NO chance of appeal unless you post pictures of yourself in a fursuit IRL with timestamp and message written on a piece of paper.
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I'll talk to rexo rn now for you hold on. We'll get this straightened out.
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@ RexoWelcome to the Furry APD, I could put you as one of my dep chiefs but since you want to make your own people sent straight to jail I think 2 weeks and 20 hours of LT is suitable. With a specially made dep chief test as the end. Can I call you Rexie from now on?
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@ Rexo is indeed a furry. He has admitted his long overdue coming out. His fursona is named "Rexie".@ Rexo is indeed a furry. He has admitted his long overdue coming out. His fursona is named "Rexie".
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@ billdroid nigga you won’t even tell me to kill myself online without protecting your rp career, man up and tell me to blow a hole in my own forehead
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What would you expect on a Friday? Most people hardly have the time to log on during the week.
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i get perma blacklisted from the APD for having oil on my hands in the taser room but @ Darren Nsonowa gets to be a whole ass pedo in the apd and sapd lets him stay
makes you think
thoughts?
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i am permed from the discord for posting a photo of a woman with a finger in her mouth but people who post about lowering the age of consent need senior admin approval to be banned
interesting fact
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Surprise surprise, the word nonce is mentioned and @ -Shawn- rears his head.
thoughts? @ Boovin @ turbo D @ doubleueyeceekay
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@staff
respect it let me say it
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yeah looks legit to me... go ahead
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question for you homies
is arma shit to run on linux AND does tarkov work on linux yet?
rly considering just hopping fully over to linux but i am still in two minds for those two games
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thanks @ buckie tarkov has really been the only shit holding me back
@ hawkg i dual boot rn, loved linux for when i was doing my phd thesis and i like the level of control, only really use windows for when im gaming on my PC nowadays and since 2019(?)
@ Milo im more than used to troubleshooting things at this point, windows has been the bane of my life recently which is pushing me
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Arma works well via proton. Tarkov, not sure but I’m positive a solution exists.
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If it doesn't work on linux you can always just make a windows vm and play that way
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@admins
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whether you believe it or not i had nothing to do with that thread being deleted maybe its because you and your group of friends are cancer annoying.
also still rent free
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admins delete this now they are releasing personal info (I smoked my brothers hog)
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What’s the drama with headless leaving ?
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Headless was free comp when he started having losing his mind, the fat spacka will be missed dearly
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@ johnny goose and I stroke our hogs mid APD push at feds
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Hog out, milking machine running, wiping cops at fed
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at $520 its a steal
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caloomclark needs to resign from civ council now that he's a senior in another faction
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Bojo and i both knew this day was going to come @ doubleueyeceekay
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When’s the day you’re going to turkey to get your bald head fixed
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rent free from someone i dont know but +1 lil bro
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FACT: The US has such poor data protection and PII protection laws that if you are arrested there are companies that buy your mugshot and charge you money to have it removed from the internet.
#LandOfTheFree
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reminder: 46% of americans don't believe in evolution, 100% of americans are poorly educated by international standards. most countries in africa have a better level of education than most US states... shocking !
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It does
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America lives in your head rent free
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Keep paying rent rentoid
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Western Europe >>>>>> USA
Northern Europe >>>>>> USA
When will the third world country in a Gucci belt realise it’s time to fix itself up!
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Yes, this is real. Let me start from the beginning. There's currently a bit of construction going on around my school, hence the traffic cones. But these aren't your normal traffic cones, they're like almost four feet tall. Maybe, I haven't measured, but it's somewhere between three and four feet. Anyways, I was walking by the cones with some of my friends, and usually I jump over them. (which is why I'm not sure if they're four feet tall) When I usually jump over them, I get a nice hop and spread my legs apart to clear it, to add an element of risk. Really don't want to smack my nutsack on that thing. Anyways, today I decided to jump over one of the cones, just a random one. Well it just so happened that there was a slight dip in the spot I jumped from, making the jump a little more difficult. What happened next is completely true. The crotch of my pants caught on the tip of the traffic cone, knocking it over while I jumped over. In that second, my life flashed before my eyes. And I thought "Well I guess no kids", but it's fine because it's not like anyone would be attracted to me in the first place. I really lucked out right here. The traffic cone did not hit my genitals, but rather my asshole. Then the tip of the traffic cone penetrated me by about an inch, through my pants. Not long, maybe a few milliseconds. Then it slipped back out. And then I landed. Fortunately, by cock and balls and penis and nuts and dick were still intact. My friends looked at me, amazed at how I was still standing. I said to them, probably the gayest thing I've ever said. (I'm not gay by the way. But I am not homophobic.) "Don't worry, my dick and balls are fine! It only penetrated my rectum!" Overall, not a fun experience, but I would take a traffic cone in my ass any day to save my pp. Overall, bad experience, 2/10. Unless you're into that shit.
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I really fucking hate Americans
I just don't understand how people from America are just, on a consistent basis, shitheads.
The vast majority are arrogant, annoying, and they do this weird thing where they'll say a joke, it's not funny so no one laughs, and then they'll say it TWO MORE TIMES. WE FUCKIN HEARD YOU DUDE, YOU'RE JUST NOT FUNNY.
They also, for AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY, never seem to understand English. For fucks sake the people I've met from Africa or India know english better. How do you not know simple words.
They also have very poor logic skills. I don't know how to provide an example here but I just always expect to have to explain stuff to an American like I'm explaining to a literal child
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@ doubleueyeceekay hows your queen
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@ doubleueyeceekay Pov ur making a post with no teeth while eating your baked beans on toast like your in a trench in ww1.
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this post sponsored by GIGACHAD Europe gamers
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The name [blank] is retired. Maybe age made me sick of a fake name but after [int] years [blank] is laid to rest. Maybe now you mfers will not assume im not [noun] lmao. If you get banned by [blank2], just know its [blank] ;D
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ALERT
Everyone reading this owes me 500k and I will take it via in-game wiring. Failure to comply will result in a player report.
END ALERT
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Please, don't report me!
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I dont have 500k to give you brother (gambling addiction) but when i hit big (bound to happen soon) i got you
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Sometimes when I take people hostage in game I give them an offer to do a quiz, where you get given 5 quiz questions. If you get 100% correct you get between $250k and $1m. If you get 4 correct you get released with your gear. Any lower you get executed. People usually consent to the quiz. The quiz is usually some simple quiz from @mahanlankarani on TikTok. I usually select one of the “everyone can get them right” ones because it’s more fun.
I’ve kept tally of the people’s country of origin when I do the quiz. The results are as follows.
95% of people from the US fail to get more than 3 questions correct. This represents 1 person getting 4, and one person getting 5.
10% of people from the UK fail to get more than 3 correct. This represents 1 person failing. IIRC it was someone who was from IGSF at the time. 80% of them get the questions correct to at least 4. 1 person called me a racial slur before starting the quiz, thereby violating the implied terms of the quiz.
The EU countries have such a low sample size it’s better to group them all together. 35% of people get at least 4 questions correct from this group, which can be explained by the language barrier.
This is hard data showing a damning indictment of the US education system. The questions are not difficult. They’re targeted usually around middle to high school level. I will skip questions and replace with others if there’s a question they will have no chance at getting (major UK/EU/AS/ME cities etc.)
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Name a woman
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I am running for the presidency in 2024.
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Why my post get deleted
free up @ Rufus @ CHEESE1 @ mat the w @ Montez @ Dante @ Boovin me from the discord @ I bought olympus for 50k apd whitelist and everyone hawkg wants unbanned, if the big spooky terms of service violations can be overruled for Makos buddies it can be overruled for them too. They’re reformed, good men.
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Time to talk exclusively in shibboleths, poems, and riddles
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FREE @ Parker R and @ Drippp
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