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Corporal Moob

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  1. @ArX Happy Birthday you treetard :D

  2. Peace nigga @codeYeTi 

    While there are questionable circumstances surrounding your departure, at one point or another, you contributed and put effort in here. 

    Respect.

  3. Happy Birthday @Peter Long (Pizza Dong) / [MC] Tom Brady

  4. Happy Birthday @Stuuurrt May this day bring you all the noopers. 

  5. @RambleR I love you nibwa. Happy Birthday. Always a homie.

    1. RambleR

      RambleR

      Ayeee much love my dude!!

  6. Opens the forums > Sees 4 Pure PK Memes> 

    https://gyazo.com/e99ef830aea734ff64e9b78a75a09611

     

    1. Moose

      Moose

      More like this. Also a jew joke not a wheel chair joke

  7. Happy Birthday @Arigato YOU STILL N00B AT RUNESCAPE

    1. Arigato

      Arigato

      Writing this was a xp waste

      Thanks rear admiral John jellicoe :wub:

  8. Run into Olympus Nigguhs Everywhere these days  @JELLOBC635D3CC51C75180EC68B60684585B41CF30031

    1. JELLO

      JELLO

      heard your sheep herding voice and knew

  9. [OS] Can now officially join Civilian gangs as full fledged members.

     

     

     

     

    lel

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    2. Arigato

      Arigato

      14 hours ago, draMa said:

      can I join MC

       

    3. Corporal Moob
  10. When you pull off the Smoothest Friendly team wipe/entry 

     

  11. The pope flew into Dublin on a big Italian plane
    Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican
    The nuns had plastic buckets and the priests had empty tins
    And the Catholics had to stand and put their giro money in.

    Altar boys with candles and plastic roseary beads
    they drank so much communion wine the all went aff their heeds,
    the pope said thanks my children for giving me your dough, but all the while we were there the boys of sandy row!

    We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white and blue
    We took it to Derry's walls and up the shankill to,
    We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
    Were he knelt and kissed king Billy's feet and the horses arse!

    Glory, glory Hallelujah (x 3)
    And we sent him back to Rome!

    Arriving back in Italy he complained of feeling poor
    So they sent for a doctor to try and find a cure
    He quickly found the problem and the cure was diagnosed
    He had to have his nookie or become the Holy Ghost.

    As he lay on his single bed his cardinals did explain
    You got to get your end away or the smoke will rise again
    "I'll do it said the Papa, in fact I'm thrilled to bits
    But she must be blind deaf and dumb with a great big pair of tits!

    We hijacked the pope mobile painted it red white n blue
    We took it to Derry's walls and up the Shankill to
    We took it to sandy row to see King Billy on his horse,
    Were he knelt n kissed king Billy's feet and the horses arse!

    Glory, glory Hallelujah (x 3)
    And we sent him back to Rome!

    Now the bird she was a cracker, of that there was nae doots!
    Black stockings and suspenders and kinky leather boots
    But he cudnay get a hard on, and for that he felt a fool
    Which just proves if u don't play the game don't make the bloody rules!

    Glory, glory Halleluiah (x 3)
    And we sent him back to Rome!

     

    Happy 11th/12th July you cunts. 

    May your Bonfires burn forever brighter!

    1. Orgondo

      Orgondo

      No idea what you Irish lads are celebrating but i can imagine Belfast is lit atm

  12. TrentonTheMod is the best mod?

    Sounds the TrentonTheFraud to me.

    :Kappa:

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    2. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      Remember when he was a Kavala noob

      TrentonGotShot

    3. drama

      drama

      Moob used to get bullied by people with a rook, two mags and some lockpicks :Kappa:

    4. Panda :)

      Panda :)

      Let’s be real moob used to get bullied by anyone that could say wheelchair.(sorry moob ik its false)

  13. The Humour Level of Police officers in my country. 015a0d8e8dfc1eac2593d1bde4760eaa.png

    Jesus Christ.

    1. Orgondo

      Orgondo

      I actually laughed

       

    2. Bow

      Bow

      Haha, that was actually a pretty good use of a pun.

  14. 1st of July, 102 years ago today we remember the greatest generation of men we will never know.

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    The men who wanted nothing but to keep the world free and peaceful. 

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    Some gave all, all gave some, and at the going down of the sun, we will remember them. 

    Lest we forget.

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    2. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      If I did this on an American Military remembrance post you'd have a shitfit. Don't try and throw double standards at me. 

    3. John Wayne

      John Wayne

      Moob today is Canada Day, it’s 151st. The conferation of my great country. Don’t try to overshadow the most important event in the history of the world with one battle.

    4. Grandma Gary

      Grandma Gary

      Canada is just Americas hat though where the farmers milk the moose and put it IN FUCKING BAGS.  Is it actually a real country? 

  15. When you're the only senior at the fed and you make it to lethals

     

    1. GhostFace

      GhostFace

      did this take you 2 weeks to upload in 4k?

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    2. Vcx

      Vcx

      I got google banned for 4 days off the forums by accident before :/

    3. Ryan Beck

      Ryan Beck

      @Grandma Gary pls do someting ty thank love you long time ty xxx <3 

    4. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      @Azeh

      When you hand out peoples IP's and make comments about your booter/botnet It's not a joke any more. It's a sideways threat.

      Also. Laugh at your insult. 

       

       

  16. @Colt likes Seamen on his poopdeck.

    1. Ajax

      Ajax

      U sir are clever

  17. S/o to all the cops that fought with me in our situations today. Great Cop work all around. 

    1. KrispyK

      KrispyK

      Moobs back? :peterscream:

    2. Corporal Moob

      Corporal Moob

      I still play cop every now and then. 

      and fly armed planes around.

    3. Vcx

      Vcx

      Fly armed planes around my worse nightmare...… I'm already getting flashbacks

  18. The best thing I’ve seen come out of this Island since the Rubberbandits. 

    @Grandma Gary tell me you’ve seen this already hahaha

     

    1. MAV
    2. Grandma Gary

      Grandma Gary

      Your fucking profile song started playing over the top of this one and made it 10x better =D

    3. iPopsicle

      iPopsicle

      The wee bird was stinkin

  19. Happy Birthday @TheCmdrRex and @Ryan The unsolicited half chub pics are legal now.

    1. Ryan

      Ryan

      Haha thanks 

  20. How 2 fix Civ Rep cancer

    935773a955f1b7e6061b6f85b695e24d.png
    Literally.

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    2. Arigato

      Arigato

      No one above that age with the maturity to boot wants the job lol.

    3. MrB1
    4. Julian

      Julian

      That literally takes out all the toxic underage candidates.I agree with this.

      :DPEducated:

  21. Happy Birthday Orgasmo @Orgondo

    Ye big fenian ye.

  22. @GHOSTK1LL3R good luck lmao. 40 Brits.

    Rookie numbers son hahaha.

  23. A reminder of how precious life is.

    A good cop and someone who played the server in the way that it's meant to be played.

    Suicide when it comes down to it, is not a joke. For all the "Kys'es" This can be the result.

     

    And for anyone else who might be thinking of drastic things, Stop. Reconsider your options, and remember the decision is permanent. 

    Rest in Peace @Sociopathic

     

    1. QKSILVR73
    2. ThatNerdyGuy

      ThatNerdyGuy

      Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. 

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